Story about the Accountant/Stripper

Bob woke up on an early Friday morning and he realized that he was late from picking up little Stacy and little Bob jr from both of the different mothers houses. So he jumped up, took a quick shower them hurried off to pick them up. He did not have any plans to do with the kids so he decided to take them back to his home and take them bowling. After a fun day with the kids he took them both back to their mothers houses and he had to go start getting ready for work. As he was getting ready he decided that he was kinda tired so he layed down just for a min he said. Well the min turned in to hours and when he finally woke up he found himself late for work. As he was running around scrambling for his clothes that he was going to wear he found a bright see through shirt and dress pants. Bob was more open with what is job was that most people are when they are in the stripping profession like he is.
Bobs life was a lot different than most. Standing only 5 foot 5 inches he was kind of a short guy. He has red hair, glasses, and big feet. Things like having five kids with all different moms at the age of 25, naming his dog gpaw, and having the profession of an accountant stripper made him even more of a weird guy. Bob has never told his kids what he does for a living, all they know is that their dad lives above a bowling ally and that is really fun to them. Bob has tried to turn his life around many times but it usually never works for him. Once he tried to get a new job and even move out from his parents house, the whole moving out thing did eventually work out for him. He now lives in an apartment above a very smoky, loud bowling ally.
Bob drive a beautiful new car. After a very successful night at the club where he works part time he went out and bought a brand new mustang. Bright red convertible top he thought he was a stud. But it didn’t matter what he thought, all that matter was what the ladies thought. Nobody around town had a clue as o why so many people threw themselves at Bob, they just knew that people did. For gosh sakes, he had five children already at the age of 25. Now that’s a lot of kids.
After he realized how late he actually was, he ran the kids back home, jumped in the car and was out for a night of money making bliss. After a few hours on stage, he decided that it was late and he had to get home to be able to actually make it to his side job, accounting, in the morning. So he raced home and ran up the stairs to his apartment, barging in the door like he actually owned the place. He jumped into bad with a smile on his face, you would too if you made all the money he had that nice.
Bob may seem average, but he has the type of charm that can knock a lady off her feet, and he does. So even thow this is not the life I would want to live it seems pretty ok for little old Bob. And as long as he is ok with it I guess I am to.